deceitful_wings's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 12% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 12:15:33 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 04:29:49 PM

Alco Money! : $ 429

Guests of Honour

samira_90 is an abominable Atheist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking.

samira_90 drank 14 Rums, 2 Brandys, 1 Cider, 2 Goldschlagers.

fuyou is a powerless Agnostic who pisses on house plants because the proper water is always just out of reach.

fuyou drank 8 Vodkas, 10 Cognacs, 1 Red Wine.

penguinsoul is a graceful Taoist.

penguinsoul drank 1 Pilsner.

deceitful_wings is a depressed Wiccan and a lover of everything alcoholic.

deceitful_wings drank 11 Absinthes, 7 Everclears, 1 Gin, 1 Everclear.

bdchan is an unhappy Muslim.

bdchan drank 11 Vodkas, 3 Lagers, 1 Aligator Bite, 1 Poteen.

nerdorkyninja is an edgy Liberal Christian.

nerdorkyninja drank 1 Hot Toddy, 1 Irish Cream.

fai_chan is a jaded Liberal Christian as well as a part-time heavy drinker.

fai_chan decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

zizou_kun is a dismayed Liberal Christian.

zizou_kun drank 2 White Russians.

crowskywalker is a fiery Wiccan.

crowskywalker drank 2 Pernods, 3 Aftershocks, 5 Gins, 1 Ale.

saint_kyra is a good-humored Atheist.

saint_kyra drank 17 Vodkas, 3 Ales.

yokou is a repulsive Atheist and is usually the last person standing at the bar who starts fires and lays the blame for it on God.

yokou drank 10 Red Wines.

devious_tofu is a graceful Agnostic.

devious_tofu drank 8 Goldschlagers.

Sick!

Clean up at deceitful_wings's place! Urgh bejesus man, there's soup pieces in this barfpile! Fucking ell theres 8 of them!

Lovers

There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that samira_90 and deceitful_wings will be announcing samira_90's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.

The Drunkest

Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass saint_kyra! Stop it!

Random Events

fai_chan booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made zizou_kun choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.

samira_90 accused devious_tofu of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour
of a gay brothel in minsk.

saint_kyra broke into bdchan's car in a drunken haze stealing only their fluffy dice. the
dice are now an integral part of saint_kyra's earring collection.

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